Headlines for President Obama’s Stimulus Package…that may be misinterpreted

Obama’s stimulus package…

...contains too much pork
…sneaked up on America from behind
…might fall limp once it reaches The House
…needs to be re-tooled
….too hard to swallow
…stiffs the American middle class
…itching to get passed
…doesn’t pass the smell test
…comes quicker than anticipated
…scrubbed by economists and academics alike