Monday, February 15, 2010

As long as he's not Directing...



Too fat to fly? I don't know, I'll leave that to the discretion of the airlines. I mean they're so good with everything else like spotting shoe and underwear bombers and getting my luggage safely to Chicago while me and my carry-on are headed to LA

Too untalented to make movies? Yes and yes again, I've seen some of the piles of shit he's responsible for.

Southwest should compromise, "You can fly with us, but the only in-flight movies for you are 'Jersey Girl' and 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' ".... That will keep his fat-ass off the plane. This fat bastard may start biking across America...It's a win-win!