The Threesome from Hell

The only similarly between Trump and Rosie is the fact that his ego is roughly the same size as her ass, and they both really stink. If Barbara Walters has another facelift she will interview guests through her short and curlies.

As painful as it might be let’s look at Rosie first: She is a paranoid lesbian who can’t keep her lips closed (no pun intended). First she attacks poor little Kelly Ripa about the Clay Aiken incident accusing Kelly of gay bashing. This is problematic on two fronts, first Kelly did no such thing, what she said to Aiken was “ I don’t know where that hands been”. It seems like a fair statement to make since he put his bare hand on her open mouth. Rosie took this as homophobic, I took this as maybe Kelly thinks Clay may not wash properly after wiping. It was only after a public blowout that Rosie realized she may have misunderstood Kelly’s intent.

The second problem: Aiken has never publicly stated that he is gay. It’s not like we don’t already know, but technically Rosie opened the closet door, pushed aside all the winter coats and yanked Clay out. What’s next Ms.Obvious? Are you going to out Richard Simmons?

Now Rosie O’Donnell starts an unprovoked attack on Donald Trump about reinstating that Miss America bimbo. She can’t seem to keep her ample ass out of trouble

Donald Trump is rich, very rich. Just ask and he will tell you all about it. The only asset lacking from his balance sheet is humility. Sure his dad was rich too and had all the necessary connections in politics and money to help young Donald buy his first major properties. The silver spoon was firmly lodged between his gums at an early age. But, give him credit, he took what was given and made it greater. But, it’s funny how he doesn’t mention Pops all that much when talking about how rich he is.

His casinos were close to being bankrupt, and he needed a bailout from the banks to keep them afloat. The fact is, he is a minority owner on casinos that bear his name.

You want to insult Trump? Forget the hair.. Just question his net worth, the comb-over will stand straight-up like a Mohawk, the face will redden, the eyes grow wide and there is a good chance you’ll hear “YOU’RE FIRED” forget the fact that you don’t even work him. That’s exactly what Rosie O’Donnell did leading to this war of the unlikeables.

Now Trump and O’Donnell are playing tug of war with the fossil known as Barbara Walters. Be careful boys you just might rip her. I never understood the appeal of Barbara Walters. She can’t speak properly, yet she’s made an incredible living as an interviewer. This is akin to a visually impaired driver being inducted into the taxi driver hall of fame.

I have no doubt Barbara told Trump Rosie is a big fat pain in the ass, because she is. I also have no doubt that Barbara lied to Rosie about it, for the very same reason, Rosie is a big fat pain in the ass.

Is Barbara two faced? Her plastic surgeon claims to only have lifted one... many times. Maybe it’s not her fault because she is caught between a boulder and a head case.

As part of his new plan can’t Bush send these three to Iraq? Then they may realize how meaningless they all are in the grand scheme of things.