Ten things I’m thankful for….

1. Not seeing OJ Simpson getting a chance to wield another Sharpie, this time at his book signing.



2. Suzanne Sommers years of clinical research on hormones.



3. Clay Aiken not washing his hand before it covered Kelly Ripa’s mouth.



4. I’m not in Mark Foley’s IM address book.



5. The Kevin Federline CD contains no bonus tracks.



6. Rosie O’Donnell likes only women.



7. Tom Cruise knowing the history of Psychology.



8. Keanu Reeves still not being nominated for an Oscar.



9. Deal or No Deal.



10. Not being Wesley Snipes accountant.