Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Top Ten Dumb Guy Ways To Prevent Global Warming

10. Known to bring air conditioner to the beach.
9. Will only barbecue indoors
8. Constantly wears the propeller beanie.
7. Placed Rand- McNally World Atlas in his refrigerator.
6. Thinks Ice Hockey Ice should be a required international game
5. Frequently attempts to “chill like Gilligan”
4. He only eats Iceberg lettuce
3. Inspired by ‘Hands across America’, he is starting ‘Freeze Tag Across America’
2. Known to routinely FedEx ice to countries south of the Equator

And the Number One Dumb Guy Way To Prevent Global Warming…
He protests the sale of Hot Pockets at neighborhood grocery store.

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