Monday, December 19, 2005

Selling My House

My wife and I were trying to sell our house by ourselves. We'd have people show up at the house at all different hours of day and night. This one guy asks if we accept section 8. I said I don’t care if you were thrown out of the military or not, as long as you can get a mortgage!

We had this one creep who kept asking about kids. Do I have any kids, do I have nephews, are there lots of kids in the neighborhood. Are you close to a preschool? I said listen Michael Jackson you might want to look somewhere else, because there is no way I am selling you this house. Maybe you can rent out the Playland over at McDonalds. He said “But I am pre-qualified”. I said “For what Meagan’s Law??”

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