Bathroom at a House Party

My name is Will and my son’s name is Eddie, he is 4. We were at a friend’s house for a party. I take Eddie into the bathroom to take a leak, and when we get out there is a line of people outside the door waiting to use the bathroom. One of the guys looks down at my son and says “Good job Will” “Way to Go” I look at the guy and say his name is Eddie, but “Thanks for the compliment”. “If you think I’m good at pissing you should see me push out a turtle's head”.