Giving Blood

Did you ever notice the list of questions they asked when you give blood. You need a lawyer to get through this questionnaire.
• Have you ever given yourself a non-prescription drug by needle even once
• Have you ever spent more than three months in Europe and if so at which point did you contract gonerehea
• In the last 10 years have you had sex for money or drugs (I’m married do the math)
• Have you had sex with another man since 1983 ( It was Tijuana, I thought he was a chick)

What am I applying for sainthood? Leave my social life out of this?? I’m just trying to give a little blood here!!!