Dentist- “She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across”
Taxi Driver- “I can fit three in my back seat comfortably”
Lawyer- “I’d like to debrief all of you before the trial”
College Professor- “Who would like to practice their oral presentation with me?”
Carpenter- “The next time you see me I promise I’ll have wood”
Jeweler- “I’m holding both of your stones in my hand right now”
Chef- “It isn’t done until I top it off with my special sauce”
Woman selling shoes- “Open the box, and then grab this pair, if the fit is snug wiggle the tongue a little”
Hairdresser- “If I apply enough gel I can get it to stand straight up”
Cashier at Candy Store- “Would you like me to pack your fudge first?”
Chiropractor- “The best way to cure a back spasm is to rub one out”
Taxi Driver- “I can fit three in my back seat comfortably”
Lawyer- “I’d like to debrief all of you before the trial”
College Professor- “Who would like to practice their oral presentation with me?”
Carpenter- “The next time you see me I promise I’ll have wood”
Jeweler- “I’m holding both of your stones in my hand right now”
Chef- “It isn’t done until I top it off with my special sauce”
Woman selling shoes- “Open the box, and then grab this pair, if the fit is snug wiggle the tongue a little”
Hairdresser- “If I apply enough gel I can get it to stand straight up”
Cashier at Candy Store- “Would you like me to pack your fudge first?”
Chiropractor- “The best way to cure a back spasm is to rub one out”
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