10.Only other “kids” on school bus are Budweiser tall boys…empties9. He likes your mailbox so much he ran it over
8. He wants kids to kick in lunch money to cover some gambling debts
7. Has the amazing ability to piss out the bus window and drive simultaneously
6. Bus bumper sticker reads: “Don’t like my driving, dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT"
5. He wears suspenders but no pants
4. During latest DUI arrest told trooper he was the designated driver.. he was the only one in the car
3. Has 20/20 vision in the good eye, lost the other one during Mardi Gras
2. Can’t stop at certain houses without violating some restraining orders
and the number sign your kid has a bad school bus driver...
1. Likes to open the bus door using his ass
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