Friday, August 19, 2005

Screwed By The Numbers

It was Friday the 13th and I was running late for my job on the 2nd shift at 84 Lumber.. I stopped at 7-11, grabbed a 7-Up and was microwaving my Hot Pocket for 30 seconds when I met a 22-year old, who was definitely a 10. After talking for 5 minutes she wanted me to take her to the Motel 6 on Route 1 for a 69. I said I’m really tired, I only slept 2 hours last night. How ‘bout we just do a 68, and I’ll owe you 1. Or why don’t we just grab a 6 pack and watch 20/20. She got all mad, then I tried to 86 her. She put the 411 out to my 2nd wife, who filed for divorce and now has 100% custody of my 2 kids and 50% of my money. I tried to visit at 1:00 on the 4th of July and she called 911. About 25 cops from the 8th precinct showed up. I spent 12 hours in cell number 7 down at the 15th .The judge gave me 6 months probation and now due to the restraining order I can’t get within 100 feet of the house on 725 Elm Road. You may have seen the incident reported on channels 3,6, or 10.

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