Beyond Pathetic

Birds Perishing, Big Puddle, British Payback, Busted Pump, Bayou Pissed, Billions Paid, Bring Paddles, Butt Plug, Barack Problem, Black Pool, Broken Promises, Better Punish, Buying Prius

Super size my poison please..

Do.do.do.do.dooo...I'm contaminated'

An Inconvenient Marriage

Tipper: Al, I think we need to live in different environments

Al: Tipper I’ve been saying that for years! Global warming is killing our environment

Tipper: Not that environment! I want a divorce! Do you hear me?

Al: Is this because of the BP oil leak in the Gulf?

Tipper: What oil spill?

Al: Have I taught you nothing after all these years?

Tipper: Oh that’s right I forgot you have first hand experience with premature gushers!

Al: Tipper let’s not do this now, not here.

Tipper: Argh! Story of our marriage!

Al: I want you to really think about it while I am away. We can save the planet and our marriage! Ok I am off to Greenland to lecture on the melting polar ice caps. They will pay me $50k for an hour long talk.

Tipper: You want those fucking ice caps to stop melting do you?? Move them into our fucking bedroom!! It’s the MOST FRIGID PLACE ON EARTH!!!