Sunday, November 22, 2009

New Moon, Gone Soon!

Hello all – My name is Robert Pattinson and my movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon has had the third-biggest opening weekend in film history grossing $140.7 million during its first weekend in theaters in the U.S. alone.
Yeah I know I don’t get it either; Vampires?? Bollocks! The heartthrob thing is quite puzzling as well. Christ, I am average looking bloke with funny eyes and a constant uni-brow should I miss a day of shaving. And If I was any paler, I would be invisible, but all the birds still fancy me.
Go figure?

Oh yeah one more thing I almost forgot to mention my agent worked out a percentage of the box office gross as my salary, so please see this steaming pile of dung more than once if you haven’t already.

So, have fun at your 9-5 tomorrow that is if you even have a job given the economy and all. You may or may not see me again, I mean I don’t really have to work again if I don’t want to.


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