Sunday, November 29, 2009

Hole in One?

Tiger: I swear to God I was just teaching her the game of golf, but nothing physical happened!

Wife: I need you to answer this one question: Did she handle your driver?

Tiger: Hmm, can you excuse me for a minute? I’ll be right back I have to play this next shot into the fire hydrant and then into the biggest tree in the front of our house. If things work out I'll be a four handicap when I am finished

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