Beer and Loathing in DC

Officer Crowley: I’ll have a Black and Tan
Prof. Gates: That’s Offensive!
Officer Crowley: Ok, I’ll have a Pale Ale
Prof. Gates: Now you’re being a racist!
Biden: Where’s the bathroom? I need to drop a logger after that drinking that Lager
Clinton: I’ll have two St. Paulie Girls
Obama: How did he get in here??