Barking Out Bad Signals

That last time I saw him on the field in New York he really killed…unfortunately it was at The Westminster Dog Show

It Runs in the Family

Dad, does drug addiction run in our family? Now might not be the best time to drop this on you son, but your real dad is Woody Allen.

Pitt Stop

Honey, we need to stop and pick something up after this. Okay are you running low on smokes? No, I am running low on third world kids, we have to hit the adoption agency for a refill.

Choosing Sides

Listen don't blame me for this I am a Republican! No, don't remember you switched to Democrat, Senator Arlen Alzheimers!

Mum's the Word

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? That you're glad the Secretary of State isn't here...Yup

Beer and Loathing in DC

Officer Crowley: I’ll have a Black and Tan
Prof. Gates: That’s Offensive!
Officer Crowley: Ok, I’ll have a Pale Ale
Prof. Gates: Now you’re being a racist!
Biden: Where’s the bathroom? I need to drop a logger after that drinking that Lager
Clinton: I’ll have two St. Paulie Girls
Obama: How did he get in here??

Who's Your Daddy?

Get your hand off my ass!! Are you here alone tonight?

Unfunny People

Lucky Judd Apatow likes you 'cause you're no Zach Galifianakis. That's funny coming from Will Ferrell's retarded brother