When I say jump.....

Stedman: Oprah is it true you're retiring after next year?

Oprah: YES. I announced it on MY SHOW! Weren't you watching that day??

Stedman: Umm..sorry, but no dear. I was dusting the house like you told me to do.

Oprah: You missed MY SHOW? That's it. You're grounded for two weeks and no allowance!

Stedman: I deserve it. But what I am going to do once you retire?

Oprah: Same thing you do right now, which is everything I say and even more of it and I'll be around more often to make sure you don't screw up!

Stedman: I love you pookie bear!

Oprah: Rub my bunions...NOW!