Friday, May 04, 2007

Top Ten Paris Hilton Reactions to her Jail Sentence

10. I can do time, if he’s hot

9. Solitary confinement? Is that like a new boutique on Rodeo?

8. Quick somebody find me some orange Jimmy Choo pumps

7. Where’s Ashton? I am sooo being punked right now

6. 45 days? Omigod that’s like a whole month....Whatever

5. You mean bull-dyke is a real person, not a type of cow?

4. What time does the prison salon open? I’m starting to see my roots

3. Only Marriotts do time, tell that Judgy I’m a Hilton

2. Should I join the Crips, the Bloods, or the Aryan Nation?

And the number one Paris Hilton reaction to the jail sentence…
Can the guard reduce my sentence for good oral behavior?

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